Friday, April 25, 2008

Technology

I still wonder sometimes if technology is really making our lives better, or if it is just more clutter to keep us from doing REAL things? I mean as long as we are answering emails, checking messages, reading web articles, etc. we're FEELING productive...
I just want to know when the tech is going to catch up. I mean when is it going to become an enhancement of the quality of life, and not a supplement?
For instance I have discovered that I really like listening to podcasts in the car on the way to work- because I get to tune in during a time when I am normally tuned out. This is one rare instance of the tech being an enhancement.
However, this morning i am going to open outlook, see a bunch of emails to which I need to respond, and I'll look up and discover that my morning is shot. Even after reading GTD and reorganizing my office- I just get the feeling that there's got to be a better way.
Anyone? Any one? Bueller?

Thursday, April 03, 2008

I'm sorry, but its hot sauce

Can we all stop saying (or stop trying to say) chipotle? I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but we have been eating chipotle chilis for years. We as Americans are being duped into believing that we are consuming an ancient Aztec recipe.

Its nothing new. Its chile peppers. I have some in my kitchen. If you want to get technical, a chipotle is a smoked chile pepper. I have some of these in my kitchen as well- and I have news for you. They are not chipotle. They are friggin smoked chile peppers. We already have a mediocre restaurant named after chile peppers, its called friggin "Chilis."

Do not be duped. Do not be drawn in by the hard to pronounce name, whether you say "chee-PO- tull, or chuh-pot-LAY, or chee-PO-tuh-lay, or even chu-PO-tull, cha-pole-TEE, all of these are inaccurate. They are smoked chile peppers. If it is "chipotle sauce" it is smoked chili pepper sauce. This is just another advertising gimmick to get you to buy crummy food made to taste better with HOT SAUCE.

try it- google "dried chile" http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=com.ubuntu%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=dried+chile&btnG=Search+Images

and then google "chipotle"
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=com.ubuntu%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=chipotle&btnG=Search+Images

after you scroll down past the corporate logos of the evil restaurateur, you will see the same thing from the first search. That's right...wait for it...DRIED CHILES.

So here's what I propose. We form the ANTI-CHIPOTLE league,that commits to one of the following.

1. Boycott any restaurant that uses the name, sells any sauce called "chipotle" or makes any representation whatsoever that "chipotle" is sold anywhere in the establishment.
2. Go to the restaurants, but do not purchase any of the products that supposedly use any form of chipotle or any form of chipotle sauce.
3. Go on buying your crummy "mild mayo infused semi-hot sauce" but refuse to call it "chipotle" you may call it hot sauce, or smoked pepper sauce- but REFUSE TO SAY "CHIPOTLE."

Join me people. Join the anti-chipotle league.