Thursday, June 02, 2005

Deep Throat

So after all these years we finally know who Deep Throat is.

The whole thing was sort of anti-climactic wasn't it? There's the old guy and his wife mugging for the paparazzi-and how did Vanity Fair get the exclusive? What would have been wrong with the Washington Post- the one single organization keeping his secret all these years?

Now all we need to know is;
1. Who was the second shooter?
2. What crashed at Roswell?
3. What the heck are they doing at Area 51?
4. Where's Jimmy Hoffa's body?
5. Why did the death of Tupac and Biggie coincide with the rather wide-spread acceptance of Hip-hop within the white community?
6. What happened to the soldiers who came home sick from the first Gulf War?
7. Just how friendly are the Bush's with Saudi royalty?
8. Why are gas prices so high?
9. Why are we closing military bases when we're at war?

no answers, solutions
no enlightening resolutions-
just more and more questions
dark places, grey areas, clandestine operations